i'm twenty years old.
i stay up way too late for my own good.
i don't know what i want for my future right now.
i'm currently living in portland.
i'm really into philosophy and having long conversation at three in the morning about things that will never be answered and don't really matter as it is.
i smoke too much when i'm sad.
i don't get offended too easily, but i'm sorry if you do.
I promise I'm not a forty year old man.
I really like words.
No, I mean, I really fucking like words.
@6 hours ago with 149647 notes
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
a softer new world order
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|straight couple:||*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*|
|straight couple:||*grabs each other's asses in public*|
|straight couple:||*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*|
|gay couple:||*holds hands in public*|
|straight people:||that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN|