krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

(via h8censorship)

@3 days ago with 26071 notes

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

(Source: northgang, via queerfat)

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Me:This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:Why?
Me:Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:And?
Me:And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:Touche
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memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

(Source: baelor, via dance-emarosa-glaciers)

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via dance-emarosa-glaciers)

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via tumboner)

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rileyinthewilderness:

awwww-cute:

After a long exciting hike, Rocky was just too tired to go on. No problem

nature

rileyinthewilderness:

awwww-cute:

After a long exciting hike, Rocky was just too tired to go on. No problem

nature

(via queerfat)

@3 days ago with 11124 notes

"and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love"

Warsan Shire, For Women Who Are Difficult To Love
(via larmoyante)

(via queerfat)

@3 days ago with 97146 notes
#quote 

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

(Source: College Humor, via disestablishmentarianistcat)

@3 days ago with 58572 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via dance-emarosa-glaciers)

@3 days ago with 80857 notes

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via dance-emarosa-glaciers)

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(via tumboner)

@3 days ago with 518396 notes
hante:

this is a chihuahua pug mix

hante:

this is a chihuahua pug mix

(via disestablishmentarianistcat)

@3 days ago with 21657 notes