clientsfromhell:

A client was on his fourth set of revisions this week. He insisted each ‘revision’ be completed from scratch. His last revision involved changing the font, as they were ‘all mixed up.’ He (once again) insisted I start from scratch in order to fix the problem. 

Me: Can you try and show me where the faulty font is?

Client: They’re all over! Look at that!  

He points to the number six. 

Me: I’m very sorry, but what’s wrong with it?

Client: It’s a different font! It’s a different size! It’s right there, it hangs lower than the other numbers!

Me: Ah, no, that’s how Georgia is, some characters fall under the centre line. I can assure you, it’s the same font and size -

Client: Why did you use this f**king font?!

Me: Because it was the font you chose.

Client: I don’t think I did.

Me: ”I want George font… don’t make me repeat myself.. I don’t care about the kernling, it looks right to me.

Client: Don’t take that f**king attitude to me! What are you trying to say!? 

Me: Nothing, that’s what you said before the first set of revisions. I have your email in front of me. 

Client: Clearly, I wanted the George font then. 

Me: Clearly. 

My business partner fired him the next day. 

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satanicvaginas:

THERE ARE TEARS

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iamthewhitegirl:

why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt

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@6 hours ago with 97581 notes

rotten-ashes:

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

scoregasming:

smackintyre:

It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer.

No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic.  It’s my body no matter what.  If I wanted to get an abortion i’d get a fucking abortion regardless if that made me a murderer in someone who doesn’t have to actually carry a baby’s eyes.  Birth control being more widely available is a serious issue.  You’re stupid if you think every situation that leads to abortion makes someone a murderer.  11 year old gets raped by her cousin “No girl, you carry that child, you squeeze that out of your currently underdeveloped vagina.  It’s the right thing to do.  You’re a murderer if you don’t.  Who cares that it’ll emotionally scar you for life and you’ll forever be reminded of it every time you look at your child or cousin.  It’s the humane thing to do.  If you were older you’d understand.”  Shit, the same thing happened to a nine year old “Who the fuck cares if you’re only a baby yourself, you’re totally going to go through with this, I don’t care if it’ll nearly kill you or damage your insides.  Raise that baby like a good non-murderer.”  

Then we go overseas where it’s all “You’re pregnant out of wedlock, let’s stone you to death instead of giving you and others like you birth control or the option to abort.  I’m sorry that we live in such a fucked up society that if I force myself on you and get pregnant you’re still the one who is shamed.  Wait no I’m not, suck it up and deal with it”, “You’ve been told your baby is dying in the womb, no abortion for you girl, you have to keep it and die of blood poisoning.  Too bad we could have avoided it if we were more understanding of a woman and her body”.

Open your eyes for God’s sake.  You can’t even get pregnant, you’re a man and I get that you have a right to your unborn child and the potential for mental trauma.  But you personally are not at risk of dying from pregnancy complications.  You personally are not at risk of being shunned by your community and killed for carrying someone elses child.  You personally are not having to carry the mental and physical scars of going through an unwanted pregnancy with your potential rapists child.  You personally are not at risk of being considered used, dirty and unwanted because of something you could have avoided if proper health care was available to you.  You aren’t personally responsible for raising a child (or person with mental capacity of a child) who also has a child because “Abortion is murder in all circumstances”.

It’s not your body either, and until you have to deal with everything above then you cannot tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.

My roommate, laying it the fuck down.

Reblogging again because I really needed that ignorance to be addressed, and it was, and I needed that.

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@7 hours ago with 225015 notes
#abortion #birth control 

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sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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@7 hours ago with 88515 notes
#space #death 
humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

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clientsfromhell:

After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back. 

Client: Why are you calling me? 

Me: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent. 

Client: It’s even more than the last one!

Me: Yes. The contract you signed stated that I would add a late fee for payment. 

Client: You mean I have to actually pay you? I thought you were joking!

Me: What on earth made you think that? 

Client: You’re a freelancer!

Me: And…

Client: Well, you work for free! If you were supposed to be paid, you’d be called a paidlancer or something!

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I need these drawings printed at 11x17.

Me: Ok, but if I do that, it won’t be to scale.

Client: Do I need it to scale?

Me: Are you going to use it to build something?

Client: Of course. They’re blueprints.

Me: Then yes. You do need it to scale.

@5 hours ago with 1090 notes

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

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@6 hours ago with 44567 notes
baby:d... d... d...
father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

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mamalaz:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

Rubeus Remus Potter is what Albus Severus’ name should have been. 

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clientsfromhell:

To make a long story short, I was doing some work for a client that required me to be at their home for a few hours.

Client: I’m sorry I was unable to tell you this until now, but I just realized I have a meeting I have to go to now. I’ll be back in an hour, will that be okay?

Me: Sure, I won’t be done for about another two hours anyway.

The client left, and about half an hour later, I heard a strange sound coming from down the hall. Normally, I don’t wander around the client’s house, but the noise didn’t sound like an appliance. I went down the hall and into the room. There was a baby that had just woken up and was crying. I was confused and, finding a bottle next to the crib, gave it the bottle. My client returned half an hour later.

Client: Hey, did you finish yet?

Me: Er, almost - did you know you left a baby unattended in your house for the last hour?

Client: Of course! I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to scare you with having to watch him.

She knew I’m a father of three.

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